Anon Bestman (newlywedsontjob) on Twitter
A best man rigs up the happy couple’s bed to tweet every time they’re having sex.
Source: twitter.com
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.
Source: bash.org
Porn SFW - A funny site that takes porn pics and paints over them to create a totally different picture/story.
Source: pornsfw.com
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