Mr. Cave

Interesting night at the pharmacy

• Drunk Customer: I need to pick up some scripts
• Me: For...?
• Customer: John Jones
• Me: (Get scripts, ringing out customer)
• Customer: Hey (gestures to his girlfriend)... you wanna see her tits? Show him your tits.
• Customer's GF: Uhm.... no...
• Customer: Come on... he's the pharmacist dude. He's taking care of us.. show him your tits. You wanna see her tits?
• Me: Uhm.. (trying to think of a way to politely tell him "not right this second, not here in the pharmacy, not in front of the camera" without getting cursed at and accused of being gay) ... Well yeah I'd love to but...
• Customer: (Interrupting me mid-sentence) Aright!! (Pulls down his girlfriend's tube-top, she pulls it back up a few seconds later, and they walk away)
• Me: (As customer and GF walk away) Thanks, appreciate you comin' in!
• Girlfriend: Yeah I BET you do.