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I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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I’m a web developer at CaveIM and I save lives at a retail pharmacy chain. The rest of the time I’m busy being the best husband, son, brother, and doggy-daddy I can.

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