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Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn’t talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
FML

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    • #disturbing
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    Masturbation is healthy. Fact.
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    are you a girl? cause..if it is..i’d take it as a compliment..if you’re a boy…yeah i’d still take it as a compliment. :)
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    had a nickel for every time this has happened
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    a fml?..wouldn’t that be a compliment?
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    OMFG FUCK HER LIFE.LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!
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I’m a web developer at CaveIM and I save lives at a retail pharmacy chain. The rest of the time I’m busy being the best husband, son, brother, and doggy-daddy I can.

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