December 2007
38 posts
A CVS Christmas Story
Me: Hey, can I help you?
Shady-looking customer: Hi. Merry Chris'mas. You got keys?
Me: (gulp)... Uhm... ke..keys? To what?
SLC: .... (pulls hand out of pocket... and points over his shoulder).. To da MP3 players?!
Me: (WHEW!!!)... No, sorry. I'll page some one to meet you over there.
Ass-acol
Female Patient: Doc, my ulcerative colitis has been acting up a lot lately.
Doctor: Have you been taking your Asacol?
Patient: No, I haven't taken it up the ass-at-all.
WatchKid Knocks Himself Out Tossing Log
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“What the hell, why are all my ornaments in time-out?!”
– Melissa, after seeing that her angel, baby, and a several other ornaments were facing in towards the Christmas tree
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“What’s it called… sensory overload?”
– Melissa, shopping in the gigantic purse section of Macy’s
“Need a Kleenex?!!”
– Melissa, after hearing repeated sniffling noises from the lady in the fitting room next to her at New York and Company. She thought that the sniffles were coming from me when she made the comment.
“I just stopped in water! ….. AHHH the floor is way colder than the...”
– Melissa, after getting home and stepping in melted snow from her shoes
“I keep all the good shit on the bottom so no one else will eat it.”
– Melissa, about her candy dish in the kitchen
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...”
– Mark Twain